I Like Shoes
Hi. My name is Brecken and I like to eat shoes. It really doesn't matter whose shoes or what kind of shoes, but I go searching for them around the house all the time. I have a crazy sixth sense of knowing when a fresh shoe has left someone's foot and is just sitting there waiting for me to sink my chompers into. At first my parents thought it was just a Crocs thing and they even bought me my own little pair just for chewing, but now they see that I have no preferences, I'll try them all. When they let me out of the "Bird's Nest" to crawl freely, I go straight for the hallway and see if any shoes accidentally got left there. Sometimes I just hang out and wait...sooner or later, I'll find some.
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